Tampons Next to Cornstarch

by Sarah Adams | @sadams843 | @TheBadBitches

As any person in the kitchen can tell you, never ever use the cornstarch with the giant X's for your pudding. Any woman in the kitchen can tell you that finding a tampon in the employee bathroom is about as impossible as finding fresh shrimp in Missouri. Do we care about the comfort of our co-workers more than we care about toxic shock or our own leaking vag? I sure don't. I want to be able to get off the line after a 7 hour Saturday night service and be able to find a tampon just as easily as one can find cornstarch. Because I know that your balls chafe and you know I get my period. 

If you work in a restaurant, we know your have your phone in your apron. Stick some tampons next to the cornstarch for yourself and your friends, @ us, and use the hashtag #freshtodeath.

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